Diets Are For Losers!

I admit it, I am a Diet Queen! I have tried ALL of the diets out there. I have counted points, I have counted calories, I have counted fat. I've tried the Grapefruit diet, the Subway diet. I've had Dr Atkins on my speed dial, I've cursed Jenny Craig. The words detox, organic and macrobiotic make me cringe! I've lost enough money in weight loss bets to pay for me and you liposuction twice! Im a sucker for anything in a bottle that claims weight loss. Metabolife, Slimquick, Hydroxycut, Advocare-I've purchased them all! So, after all of that, you would think I weigh as much as a thumbtack right? Nope, not the case! I have a problem with getting myself all pumped up about starting a diet and sticking with it for a few days, then Im on to something new!
So last Sunday when my boyfriend Luke and I decided to do the Southbeach Diet I was all pumped up! We went to the grocery store and bought all of the approved foods. I went home and threw away all of the forbidden foods. I was all set to go! We then decided to turn it into a contest. "Lets see who can loose the most weight" were probaly the exact words that came out of my mouth. What was I thinking? Luke is the most competitive person I know. He hates to be beat! Our weighs were logged, Rules were set. The contest had begun!! A prize, we need a prize! The winner gets to pick our vacation destination. Fair enough. We are both thinking a beachy, summery destination, maybe so we can show off our new beach bodies that we are going to have. I suggested Bora Bora. That got laughed at! OK, Im happy with Luke's choice of Padre Island. What am I thinking, he wont have a choice, Im going to be the winner! Today is day 10! The diet is easy, Im loosing weight, Im not even cheating! I've been tempted, especially when I think about ice cream, oh I love the memories of ice cream! But Im sticking to it. Im gonna Win Win Win!!
Pack Your Bags babe, The race is on!!